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Imagine you’re inside a gas station while some fox is trying to rob you. Like, you freak out? Do you run as fast as you can? Do you hide in the beer cave to drink before you go? Or do you convince the thief to go to the store’s office to get fast, little oral sex? If you are a 36-year-old Czech woman, you absolutely choose the latter option.
According to the Daily mail, a 24-year-old man walked into a gas station the other day and tried to rob the place and threatened workers by saying he would kill them. When some of the employees of the store darted out at a back door, the thief moved to the vacant room to steal more money from the safe – until a brave woman stepped in to save the day with her mouth.
Instead of making out with cash, the thief found a stranger showing up with his rubbish, which was enough to distract him from the gas station before the police arrived to arrest him. It. Is. Legendaries.
The 24-year-old man allegedly tried to steal from the filling station on Tuesday night and threatened to kill staff, Slovak local news reports.
The employee opened the cash register and the suspect took the money out of it and punched the staff member several times. After the money was handed over, the employee went to the back office where another colleague was. He was able to go out the back door and call the police.
The suspected thief then moved to the office where he was trying to get money out of the safe, but the second colleague also escaped.
Local media reported that an unknown woman came inside within seconds and started satisfying him verbally until the police arrived – which the suspect then detained.
Police told TV JOJ that they found the couple half-naked and on the floor, and the woman said something along the lines of, “I’m not taking him anymore.”
Officers said the thief failed to get the money and was taken to a police station and is being held in custody.
It honestly sounds like a scene Super Troopers or something, is not it? Like on earth, how about a man robbing a gas station and just avoiding it, to the temptation of a stranger willing to give oral sex? There are dumb thieves out there, but this guy needs to be in the top-10. Get the money and run out of there, dude!
As for the lady, thank you, madam, for not only thinking on your toes, but then performing on your knees with a quick decision making. No one knows why this is the method chosen to stop the robbery, but it works perfectly. Maybe the freedom medal should be in the future of this lady.
(H / T Daily Star)