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Manual can openers are not very intuitive. Over the New Year’s weekend, John Roderick’s musician and podcast in Seattle discovered this when the kitchen appliance bumped into his young daughter. Roderick, founder of The Long Winters and one-time candidate for city council in Seattle, explained the events in a Twitter thread that has sparked many online debates since, and the singer nicknamed “Bean Dad” and “Can Opener Dad” concerned.
Roderick did not immediately respond to a request for comment. His Twitter account was deleted on Sunday afternoon after the internet rage raged for a full day.
“So, yesterday my daughter (9) was hungry and I made a puzzle, and I said over my shoulder, ‘Make some baked beans,'” Roderick wrote in the first tweet of the thread. said, “How?” as all children do when they want You to do it, I said, “Open a can and put it in a pot.” She brought me the can and said, “Open it?”
So, yesterday my daughter (9) was hungry and I made a puzzle, so I said over my shoulder ‘make some baked beans.’ She said, “How?” as all children do when they want You to do it, I said, ‘Open a can and put it in a pot.’ She brought me the can and said, “Open it?”
– john roderick (@johnroderick) 2 January 2021
The thread further explains how Roderick told his daughter to “study the parts, study the can, find out what the inventor of the can opener thought when they tried to solve this problem.”
As his daughter worked out part of the operation of the can opener, the clamping mechanism surprised her, prompting Roderick to say, “Honey, none of us are eating another bite today before we go into this can of beans.”
At this point, she said, ‘I don’t want baked beans’ and pulled away. Apocalypse Dad started in ‘The Road’ mode! “Honey, none of us are eating another bite today before we go into this can of beans.” She yelled “AUGH!” like Lucy Van Pelt. She read a book for a while.
– john roderick (@johnroderick) 2 January 2021
Long story short: Roderick’s daughter tries ‘six hours on and off’, and at one point tells her father that she hates him, but eventually finds out how to successfully clamp the opener and remove the lid.
But what could have remained just a private family story turned into a much-shared and commentary on parenting drama on social media, with thousands of people tweeting again and commenting on Roderick’s thread.
Although take note – many people mistakenly claim that rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez weighed in, but the tweet came from a parody account. Singer Dionne Warwick, on the other hand, tweeted that although she did not read everything, the Bean Dad thread “looks like nonsense.”
Many could not understand why Roderick did not teach his daughter how to use the can opener.
“I have three young daughters sitting and not letting me down (ungrateful),” one Twitter user wrote. “So let’s test their problem solving by attaching them to a vaulted ceiling in a room with a fire extinguisher and placing a controlled burn.”
Another said: ‘The story of the bean father just reminds me of a high school math class where they tried to teach us the Pythagorean theorem by showing us the dimensions of a bunch of triangles and saying’ note on something? ‘, as excuse me that I was not Pythagoras myself at the age of eleven. ‘
not sure why it’s bean-dad ‘and not’ can-opener-dad ‘, but I have three young daughters who do not let me tend (ungrateful) anyway, so let’s test their problem solving through them in a lock room with a fire extinguisher locked to the vaulted ceiling and place a controlled burn
– Johnny Killoran (@metroville) January 3, 2021
The story of the bean dad just reminds me of a high school math class where they tried to teach us the Theorem of Pythagoras by showing us the measurements of a bunch of triangles and saying ‘notice something?’, Like to excuse me that I was not eleven Pythagoras years old
– Cliff Jerrison (@pervocracy) January 3, 2021
we need a vaccine so I can go fight with Boontjie-pa
– Sophia Benoit (@ 1followernodad) January 3, 2021
bean-dad who denies his daughter a vaccine until she can accurately synthesize herself
– pbs for spiders (@CapnDingus) January 3, 2021
Do you have a good reason why you could not open the can for her, let her eat and then teach her to use a can opener? You taught your daughter a lesson, but this is not the one you think.
– Vivienne Heward (@ MadamCholetSW19) January 3, 2021
One day, Bean Dad will need her help with technology or the end of life care, and then she will take revenge.
– Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) January 3, 2021
Child: I want beans. It can not pull any ring.
Dad: Here’s a can opener. Here’s how it works. Low-key cool, right? Here’s how to put it on the can. Gone are you.
Child: * opens can with minimal guidance * It was indeed low-key cool.
Dad: Let’s make toast too.
Andrew Tate wants Liz Truss to be prime minister. (@ Spudfish83) January 3, 2021
your reaction to the bean dad is a wonderful lacquer test for whether you will be confused if you no longer talk to you one day
– christina (@floozyesq) January 3, 2021
Roderick did have some defenders. “I love this,” wrote one Twitter user, “I have been a pediatrician for 14 years. This is a story about love. The person who says it is abusive has nothing to do with JR / child, so it looks bad to them and they project their experience with shit fathers. ‘
I love it❤️. I have been a pediatrician for 14 years. This is a story about love. The person who says it is abusive has nothing to do with JR / child, so it seems bad to them and they project their experience with shit fathers
– Do not send an SMS to your therapist. (@annie_lieber) January 3, 2021
This is nonsense.
The child knows that she is not punished or ‘deprived of food’.
That was a good lesson.
It’s not like the girl went to bed without dinner.
– Soia Terrorista 🐛⚧️☭ (@EChandlerWilson) January 3, 2021
He is the lead singer of The Long Winters and does an entertaining podcast called Roderick on the Line. After following him for years, it melts my brain that his increase in Twitter fame is that he is becoming bean.
– Howlin ‘Fantods (@HowlinFantods) January 3, 2021
As I see why people freak out but actually have context for it and their relationship and its way of telling it, it’s an almost completely innocent heartwarming story that is told so little.
Do an episode about this with him.
– Howlin ‘Fantods (@HowlinFantods) January 3, 2021
Roderick later tweeted that he was being called a child abuser because he made his daughter wait six hours to eat.
“The best part of the relationship between parents and parents is that they constantly think about how child abuse deprives my child of SIX HOURS,” Roderick wrote. “Six hours is the time between meals. Lunch lunch, dinner at six. They literally say CHILD ABUSE.”
The best aspect of the relationship between parents and parents is that they continue to tinker with how child abuse deprives my child of pastries for SIX HOURS. Six hours is the time between meals. Lunch lunch, dinner at six o’clock. They literally say CHILD ABUSE.
– john roderick (@johnroderick) January 3, 2021
We are constantly solving mysteries, why is this stream bubbling here, why is this rock stained, look at this dead bird. I understand that I did not convey the humor, but it is insane to me that my friends would not see that it was a wonderful day we shared.
– john roderick (@johnroderick) January 3, 2021
On Sunday, Roderick tweeted about his sudden viral fame, writing, “Someone had to start the year with a bang!”
Someone had to start the year with a bang!
– john roderick (@johnroderick) January 3, 2021
But not everyone loved the tweet either. “It’s a shame you can no longer tweet until you learn how to assemble a phone and or a computer,” wrote one Twitter user.
Too bad you can no longer tweet before you learn how to make a phone and or a computer
– Stormy 🐼 (@CroninStormy) January 3, 2021
You opened a can of beans with this. I mean worms
– The lucky owner of a free bottle (@splatatonic) January 3, 2021
As of Sunday afternoon before the bill was removed, Roderick’s original tweet kicking off the Bean Dad saga has been quoted more than 14,300 times and is still climbing.