Each Pokémon is interesting and worth talking about. I’m not playing a ton Pokémon, but I enjoy the universe and like to learn more about the creatures in it. So, here’s another Pokémon! Dis Tynamo!
Tynamo Details
Type: Electrical
Average height: 0’08 “
Average weight: 00.7 lbs
First added in generation V
‘Each Pokémon is interesting and worth talking about.“- Zack Zwiezen, idiot.
I still believe this to be true. But Tynamo almost got me. I had almost nothing to say about this little fish generating a little power. No offense to Tynamo, but you’re just so … boring. So dull. We have small animals that generate electricity in the real world. Even your name is boring. You look boring. But I can talk about you. I can do it. This is what I planned to do. This is my curse.
So uh … Tynamo. Yes, it’s a fish. What I’m already said. But it’s small. I said that too. However, because it is so small, it does not produce power on its own. It therefore rather swims in large schools with other Tynamo and it enables them to collectively build up more energy. I’m not really sure what these fish are doing with all this power. On Bulbapedia it does not say that they use it to attack mighty enemies or tear a hole in the space-time continuum or something so cool. Instead it just says “… they discharge electricity when they are in danger.” So it’s like when dogs are crooked after haunting.
Look, I’re scratching the bottom of the barrel with this dumb fish. Maybe I can do a Tesla joke? Like preferring to drive some of this works than driving a Tesla. It can be funny and get me some sentences. But honestly, I think we all know there is not much more to say.
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Here’s how you know you have a boring Pokémon. This is what in the short entry on Bulbapeida about Tynamo.
‘The Pokémon Company merchandise artwork and various TCG illustrations depict Tynamo swimming or jumping in the masses of water. ”
Sounding information, people. It’s not the fault of the good people at Bulabpedia. At some point you have to write something and you actually become interesting to say. As a professional writer, I understand this very well. For example, this post!
Random facts
- Tynamo and its developed forms are the only Pokémon with no type of weaknesses to talk about. Interesting? Can be. But it’s a fact and is random … so I put it down.
- Wait, you want another one … uh … pass.
- Okay, this is the first Pokémon in the history of the Here’s Another Pokémon series that Zack basically bumps into.
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Zack, you can not just put ‘bad dragon’ with a link to it.
-Julia Q.
Well … that’s a good point.