It was a story that seemed to be written for late night television.
Like the Washington Post members said: “Many U.S. Secret Service agents have been on guard in Washington’s elite Kalorama neighborhood, home to years of cabinet secretaries and former presidents. The agents had to worry about death threats, safe perimeter and suspicious strangers. But with the arrival of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, they had a new concern: finding a toilet. ‘
What followed was an increasingly hilarious and absurd story about the couple refusing to allow the secret service agency to protect them, using any of their six and a half bathrooms, forcing taxpayers to to pay bill for a basement studio of $ 3000 per month. so they had somewhere to relieve themselves.
“For those of you who think you no longer like Jared and Ivanka, we have an important update,” Stephen Colbert said Thursday night during his monologue before telling the absurd details of the story. “Although I understand, the Kushners toilets may be very busy right now with Jared and Ivanka flushing out their social lives and political futures about it.”
Like the Late show host, the agents first used a bathroom in a garage in the house of Barack and Michelle Obama in the street, but ‘this solution was also short-lived after a supervisor of the secret service from the Trump / Kushner details an unpleasant mess left the Obama bathroom. ”
“You messed up Barack Obama’s bathroom ?!” Exclaims Colbert. ‘Come on, the man is retired! He’s literally too old for this shit !?
As for the rented studio, which has so far cost $ 100,000, he added. “It’s an expensive piece of shit. Which, in my opinion, is really remarkable for Ivanka. ”
‘I have not been a fan of this couple before, but it seems to Jared and Ivanka especially not [allow] Secret service in their bathrooms, “said Colbert. ‘I’m just saying, it’s men and women who would literally take a bullet for you. The least you can do is make them leak. ”
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