FThrough a cold opening when Pete Davidson saw his creepy, Quagmire-like Matt Gaetz debut, Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” continued the onslaught.
“Representative Matt Gaetz, who looks like a cartoonist to me, is apparently being investigated for an alleged sexual relationship with a minor girl – because Gaetz believes only voters should show ID,” joked Colin Jost. ‘It is also reported that Gaetz may have paid for sex with women he met online. That story has meanwhile been confirmed by its whole atmosphere. ‘
Yes, Gaetz is currently under investigation for allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old girl, possibly violating sex trafficking laws by paying her to travel over state lines. Furthermore, as CNN reports, Gaetz is also accused of displaying nude photos of women with whom he allegedly slept with fellow members of Congress on the House floor and that they were fueled by prostitutes with ecstasy.
Jost then addressed Gaetz’s incredibly strange (and unconvincing) statement about the allegations in the third person: “Matt Gaetz has never paid for sex … Matt Gaetz has never been on such sites … Matt Gaetz cherishes the relationships in his past and look forward to marrying the love of his life. ”
Thereupon Jost made his own statement in response: “Colin Jost does not believe you … Colin Jost thinks you have visited all the sites … Colin Jost thinks you should send out the wedding invitations.”
The Trump-loving QAnon crowd – conspiracy theorists who believe that Trump, a good friend of Jeffrey Epstein, somehow waged a secret battle against an army of Democratic and Hollywood pedophile sex traffickers – were remarkably quiet about the Gaetz revelations.
“Here’s the craziest part of this story for me: a sitting congressman is accused of trafficking in children and the QAnon people are suddenly like, ‘No, I need more evidence,'” Jost cracked. whole thing! I mean, come on! Matt Gaetz’s girlfriend, she was allegedly 17, the 17de letter in the alphabet is Q, it all counts! What are you waiting for? The storm is finally here, and QAnon is like, ‘You can not believe everything you read on the internet.’ ‘
If that was not enough, Gaetz was the only representative in Congress to vote against a human trafficking bill in 2017.