“Saturday Night Live,” U.S. Attorney Matt Gaetz roasted following Tuesday’s New York Times report that federal investigators were trying to determine if he was dealing in sex trafficking or having an affair with a 17-year-old girl.
Gaetz, a Florida Republican, has repeatedly denied the allegations, saying they are part of a blackmail plot in which he is the victim.
But on ‘SNL’ it was suggested that Gaetz was ‘not so innocent’, as part of the fictional Britney Spears show ‘Oops, You Did it Again’.
“I can decide if they are innocent or not so innocent,” host Spears, played by Chloe Fineman, explained. “Shout to our sponsor, Georgia – the best place not to vote.”
The show features pop culture characters who have been essentially canceled due to their behavior. Among them was cartoon skunk Pepe Le Pew (Kate McKinnon), cut from the upcoming “Space Jam: A New Legacy” movie because of his aggressive sexuality.
“Hello for you, “Le Pew said.” I would kiss you in your arms, but I realize it is no longer socially acceptable. “
Asked what he was talking about, the skunk said he was seeking treatment for sexual addiction. And he had time to read. “I read books like ‘Women Are From Mars, Skunks Are From France,'” Le Pew said.
Gaetz was introduced by Spears as a complete sex plague. ‘He appears and shows some trademark language of the hypersexual character Glenn Quagmire from TV’s “Family Guy”.
“High all,” he said. “Giggity giggity goo.”
He then explained that she’s from “like Bill Gates, but with a ‘Z’ at the end. Like a cool version for teens.”
“I think I can spot a teenage predator if I see one,” Spears said. ‘I was in the’ Mickey Mouse Club ‘after all.
Asked if he thinks the allegations could hurt him in the next election, Gaetz said: “Weirdly, in my district, it can help.”
He then claimed, “I’m just like Pepe here, I’m just a ladies’ man.”
Le Pew replies, ‘Dude, no. I’m a cartoon, you’re an American congressman. Be better, OK? ‘
News segment “Weekend Update” Gaetz continued to fry.
“Representative Matt Gaetz, who looks like a drawing of a character artist of mine, is allegedly being investigated for an alleged sexual relationship with a minor girl,” said co-presenter Colin Jost. “Because Gaetz believes that only voters should show ID.”
Jost had more news about Gaetz.
“It is also reported that Gaetz may have paid for sex with women he met online,” he said. “That story has meanwhile been confirmed by its whole atmosphere.”
He also questioned why supporters of QAnon, some of whom have a conspiracy theory that prominent Democrats are involved in child sex trafficking, are apparently not so focused on the reported investigation into Gaetz.
“A sitting congressman is accused of trafficking in children, and the QAnon people suddenly say, ‘No, I need more evidence,'” Jost said.
“The storm is finally here and QAnon is like: You can not believe everything you read on the internet,” he said.
