It’s official: the US capital has been ‘dissolved’. This recent news is brought to you by the QAnon Fellow. How did they learn that Washington DC no longer exists? Because one of their crack researchers looked at a Google map, and the letters ‘DC’ do not follow ‘Washington’. And therefore, cogito ipso ergo sum pluribus facto unum – ontbind!
Of Newsweek:
“Did maps always just say Washington? Thought it said Washington DC?”, A user named @GhostEzra asked on the encrypted messaging program Telegram.
Another user responded to @GhostEzra’s channel – which has over 214,000 subscribers and is very popular with QAnon followers – and wrote: ‘I just searched Washington DC on my iPhone Apple Maps and it shows Washington, no DC . This is the same for Google maps. & mapquest.
“DC is resolved.”
Yep, you have to wake up early in the morning to fool a Qanoner.
[thanks, Patrick!]