Just Die Already, a sandbox game for the elderly, is being released for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Switch, in addition to the PC (Steam, Epic Games Store) version previously announced by Curve Digital and the developer DoubleMoose announced. An issue date has yet to be announced.
Here is an overview of the game via the Steam page:
Over
Just die already is an old man sandbox game created by the designers of Book Simulator.
You are an old retired person in the near future where people will not have children. There is no one to pay pensions to because of the ungrateful millennials who prefer to play video games instead of doing real work. Because no one should cover your living expenses, you – like all other old people in this world – have no choice but to survive alone.
How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just die already?
To make matters worse, you have just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to tackle dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to be eligible for free retirement care.
So is not it finally time to live a little if society wants you dead?
Key features
- Be old, be fat – You’re becoming an old man. Angry, fragile, poor and hate the world: the dream you did not know until now. Eventually you found something in common with your grandparents.
- Break a leg … Break a neck – Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break everything.
- Do not try it at (a retirement home) – Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions such as: can you slip yourself off a catapult and end up on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and hitting someone with it?
- A mission: retirement – Earn rewards by completing your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement resort. It makes sense. Advice advice: try to stay in one piece so you can finally enjoy it …
- Sandbox Multiplayer – Play alone, or with up to four players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause chaos and rip off your friends’ limbs!
- Be old. Two times. – You’re becoming an old man. So good, we said it twice.
- Boundless interaction – Pick up and communicate with a very wide range of objects. Everything from giant trout, trampolines, rifles, electric wiring and fireworks, just to name a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to name a few. Yes, everyone can be used to hurt and mutilate.
- Embrace your inner boomer – Can wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age – some will laugh and clap their hands that others will be hurt, while others will run away in horror.
- The game can be as crazy as you The city is filled with detailed environments, laden with secret and hidden roads, which encourage detailed exploration and peculiar experimentation to see it all.
- Old. Person. – Okay, this is the last time we promise.
- One more thing! – Wait wait one last thing! Did we mention that you can find a glue gun with which you can attach fireworks to a bicycle, for example, and then ride the bike? Or that you could disrupt traffic and create a traffic jam and cause cars to explode? Or that you can attach wings to your arm and fly around?
Check out a new trailer below.
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