“Dominion Voting Systems is suing Rudy Giuliani for $ 1.3 billion,” James Corden reminded viewers Tuesday. Let Let Show. “Now, after publicly declaring that he was ready for the lawsuit, it appears that Giuliani’s spent a week with process servers who wanted to hand over the lawsuit to him. They had to catch Giuliani and present the papers to him. must be 100 percent It must be a challenge The wonderful race. What a fall of grace that Giuliani’s had – he went from the president’s personal advocate to basically the plot of a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Do you know who Rudy Giuliani should serve these papers? Sacha Baron Cohen. Wouldn’t it be great if Borat served the papers? ‘
“If they really want to get the papers from Rudy, they should have just let Borat’s daughter stuff in his pants,” Jimmy Kimmel joked Kimmel Live. But Dominion really had some time to serve him papers. You need to know that in order to sue someone, you have to touch them with the document to get the lawsuit going. But every time the process server came close, Rudy would turn into a bat and fly away. No, but really, at one point, the server slammed the case into the door of a sports utility vehicle that Giuliani entered, but Rudy’s porter grabbed an umbrella and put it on the ground. “
“Rudy Giuliani is not on the list at CPAC,” the conservative political action conference of the weekend, but Donald Trump will make his first public appearance after the presidency there on Sunday, Kimmel said. “How much McNugget rage weight do you think he put on?”
“With all the crises facing our country, conservatives are concentrating on the most pressing issue of all: fascists are being kicked off Twitter,” said Stephen Colbert The Late Show. CPAC’s theme this year is ‘American Uncanceled’. I did not know that America was canceled! Although I’m not surprised, the past season has been pretty incredible and Nazi’s? All right, pick one. We jumped the shark, “he said. Still better than last year’s CPAC theme: ‘Give the flag the go’. ‘
“In the last 24 hours, old men have been crying,” Colbert said. “It’s like being with Denny the day they finish the $ 6.99 Super Slam.” Who cried? President Biden, designated attorney general Merrick Garland, and a NASA Mars lander. Giuliani’s tears went unnoticed.
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