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I do not get to touch too many crocodiles in my life. Actually, the only times I’ve ever seen them are when I’m fishing in the Florida Everglades or on vacation in Panama or Costa Rica. But they strike fear into my heart in ways a crocodile could never.
Crocs swim in the middle of a crowd and choose an easy meal because it is not an issue at all. They snip animals that come to the water’s edge to feed a drink. They are rogue predators, but are not against working hard for a meal. If a healthy snack like this shark just falls into the lap of a crook, the shark is eaten 100% without remorse.
According to ‘fishing’ on ‘Cardwell Beach in Far North Queensland’, this Australian woman News Australia. She said she could not get the shark back in the water. It seems like her plan was to let it roam until the shark came back. But this massive 13-foot crocodile spotted the easy meal and the rest was history. Fair warning, she uses swear words in this video, but she’s Australian, so it’s hilarious.
The video seems to have slowed down a bit for some reason. At first I thought the narrator sounded wasted, but I think they just slowed down the YouTube video to keep 0.9x of normal speed. You can hear her say ‘Look at this monster … holy smugglers, I just caught a shark I could not get in the water again, because this fella came, and now he’s going to come in and eat it, and I’m going to s ** t myself. Oh my lord, he is like one, two, three … I look like four meters and he still has tail in the water. I have never shaken so much in my entire life. ”
I have to respect her for the full Aussie in this video. She succeeds in using swear words in such a silky way that only Australians are capable of it. Their culture is one giant master class in the use of blasphemy and I am forever impressed.