‘Hundreds of thousands of Texans are still without power. And on a day when the NASA Rover was to be the most successful landing on Mars, it was a Texas senator who touched Cancún. ‘ – JIMMY KIMMEL
“While his fellow Texans are freezing with force, Ted Cruz has done what any great leader would do if his state needed the leadership most. – JIMMY KIMMEL
‘Ted Cruz! No, man, you must be [expletive] me, you! Your people are literally eating snow now, and are you going to Cancun? I’m not even angry that you were selfish – I’m angry that you were so stupid. How can you be in politics for ten years and still have no idea how bad it would make you look. What did you think? ” – TREVOR NOAH
‘I mean, it was very frustrating for the people of Texas to see Ted Cruz skip the city to the beach. But on the other hand, it was very exciting for the people in Cancún who had to meet him on the street: ‘Wow, brother, I did not know that Señor Frog was a real guy. It was amazing. ‘” – TREVOR NOAH
‘I mean, look, I’m getting Ted Cruz tired. The man deserves a breather after trying so hard to overthrow the government, but this is not the time, Ted! ” – TREVOR NOAH
“When your voters said they needed clean water, they did not want to go looking for a wet T-shirt contest in Cancun.” – TREVOR NOAH