Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde: 31 Thoughts I Had After the News Break

Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde: 31 Thoughts I Had After the News Break

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The first Monday of 2021 was becoming a cruel slogan … until an afternoon gift in the form of new photos of Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde arrived hand in hand in his manager, Jeff Azoff. wedding in Montecito, California, followed wall-to-wall coverage, hysteria, and an ongoing journey of emotions. As a newly formed style obsessive, I swallow my pride and share 31 thoughts I had while jumping over the news.

  1. How dare Harry Styles go out with a woman in her mid-to-late thirties who is not me?

  2. Wait, when are Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis apart? Ag November? I should have missed it in the midst of the national democratic crisis.

  3. Do you remember when Wilde said that she and Sudeikis “had Kenyan marathon sex?” Goodbye to that, I think.

  4. Do you also remember when Wilde was married to a prince named Tao Ruspoli who lived in a school bus, after hanging out with him on the said school bus? “I said, ‘Whoa! I do not want to meet a man who lives in a bus! ” She said Women’s health to be set up with him. They bonded over their art, but the marriage was genderless, as Wilde later said, “I felt like my vagina was dead.”

  5. Why is my heart so sore?

  1. She’s 36. He’s 26. Harry Styles really likes older women. This fixes: The idea of ​​you is eg.

  2. It makes sense. Olivia directs Harry in her new thriller, Do not worry, honey. On-set romance takes place all the time, and usually with older male directors and female ingenuity. Nothing but respect for the norm-challenging nature of this union.

  1. How genius of Wilde to replace Shia LeBeouf, allegedly for bad behavior, with a prince among men, Harry Styles.

  2. I am gradually moving from denial to acceptance. I would allow this because Olivia Wilde is a smart, creative writer-director who has given Booksmart to the world. Let’s not pretend she’s the only one happy here.

  3. I have no choice but to turn my kitchen into a war room and devote the rest of my day to endless speculations about this, including 12 to 14 text, Instagram and Twitter DM chains. I surrender any productivity to reading the photos.

  1. Obviously, Harry Styles’ tuxedo ignited a brand. Sweet treasure of a man!

  2. Zoom in on the perfect ice cream swirl of Harry’s hair – an art form in itself. Don Draper could never.

  3. His tux is Gucci. And her dress is Gucci. Both of their masks are The Vampire’s Wife. They not only hold hands, but also legally twin.

  4. Somewhere, Hilaria Baldwin rejoices over her. (Or is she?)

  5. How many things can Harry Styles effortlessly hold in one hand? I spied a glass of whiskey and at least two other accessories.

  6. ‘The Robe’ is being tweaked on Twitter for another photo set of Harry serving Azoff’s wedding in nothing but a hotel dress and slippers. Did Harry indeed hold a wedding in nothing by wearing a hotel dress and slippers? Did the garment precede or follow the Gucci tux, and is it available for rent? It deserves an investigation. Submit a FOIA request.

  7. I like how everyone now refers to ‘Jeff’ as if he were an old friend and we also attended his micro wedding in San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito.

  8. Haven’t all the celebrities been married on San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito?

  9. A quick Google search confirms that, yes, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chis Martin, Katherine Schwarzennegger and Chris Pratt, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, and Lily Aldridge and Caleb Followill all did.

  10. Dour sidenote: should anyone have any wedding at the moment?

  11. Dear God, why is Candace Owens going again? Aha! She likes the next tweet about Harry and Olivia.

  12. Wait, why is Lizzo leaning? Because she and Harry once held hands, but no one romantically ‘paired’ they. Reasonable point, but they never wore matching fashion brands as dates for a micro-wedding.

  1. My friend and leading Styles guru reminds me that there is a One Direction song called ‘Olivia’ that is suddenly newly relevant. At one point, Styles slyly said of the song, “Olivia is who you want her to be … Is Olivia even a person? Is Olivia an emotion? Is she a place? We do not know.”

  2. Olivia Wilde has two children with Sudeikis. Would it be premature to introduce Harry Styles as a stepfather? Is this how it feels to spiral?

  3. The paparazzi shots are very clear. Was this public debut as coordinated as their outfits?

  4. Props for Deux Moi, who predicted today’s bomb with a blind object in their stories on Sunday, teasing that the “sweet male lead role of a VERY anticipated film for 2021-2022 this weekend in Santa with his older female director / co-star clipped. Barbara. ‘

  5. A moment of silence, please, for the Larries, the subgroup of Harry fans who ‘sent’ him into a long-standing secret relationship with former 1D bandmate Liam Payne.

  1. Did anyone investigate Jason Sudeikis?
  1. It seems that some people do not think that this story is a matter of urgent national importance.

  1. I disagree. After four years of Trump and a crippling global pandemic, we deserve this moment. (Just do not forget the by-elections in Georgia on Tuesday.)

  2. And here we thought Styles’ gift until 2021 was the brilliant video “Treat people with kindness”. and Phoebe Waller-Bridge, its most important new partner.

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