Everyone has been roasting her from late hosts to doctors for her very eccentric Goop wellness products.
But it came from inside the house on Sunday when Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple Martin roasted her mother in a hilarious TikTok video posted on the brand’s account.
The 16-year-old glamorous child expressed the fun over the ongoing cleaning of her mother, which has been going on ‘since the day I was born’, and gave fans of the brand an intimate look at her morning treatment.
Laughing laughter: Gwyneth Paltrow (48) was exploded by her 16-year-old daughter Apple in a humorous TikTok Sunday describing her morning routines and Goop products
Gwyneth, 48, was the focus of the video, while Apple’s filmed narrative was placed in the corner of the frame.
She shows her mom starting her day in a gray tank top and shorts while drinking her Goop Glow Superpowder.
“And she eats nothing but dates and almond butter, so she’ll have it,” Apple adds contemptuously.
She also had fun with the constant use of unscientific cleansings by her mother, which usually only has to be temporary.
“I assume the Goop Glow is part of her cleansing, which she’s apparently been doing since … the day I was born.”
Stand and shine: Apple shows her mom starting her day in a gray tank and shorts while drinking her Goop Glow Superpowder. “And she eats nothing but dates and almond butter, so she’ll get it,” she said.
Never ending: ‘I assume the Goop Glow is part of her cleansing, which she has apparently been since … the day I was born’, she added
Gwyneth brags about her fresh face in her lovely white tile bathroom while smearing cream in front of the mirror on her face.
“It’s 8am and she’s been doing it since 7am,” Apple continued. “She just dances around the bathroom and puts on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin.”
The Royal Tenenbaums star aptly showed a dollop of her white cream on her hand before moving on.
Bright skin: Gwyneth shows her fresh face in her lovely white tile bathroom as she smears some cream on her face in front of the mirror
Take her time: “It’s 8am and she’s been doing it since 7am,” Apple continued. “She just walks around the bathroom and puts on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin.”
Gwyneth moves next to her laptop to do work on her website while wearing thick black-rimmed glasses.
“Then she starts working and making some more vagina eggs,” Apple joked. ‘And candles, also vagina candles and vagina perfume. Just everything vagina. ‘
She referred to the jade egg that Goop sold to put in a vagina, which the company would advertise to increase your sexual energy and increase sexual pleasure.
But the company got a consumer protection lawsuit in California in 2018 because of the claims that have no scientific basis.
According to The Washington Post, Goop eventually settled and agreed to pay $ 145,000 in civil fines.
Goop also made a candle that was presumably fragrant like Gwyneth’s lower regions, with the company’s website containing fragrances, including ‘geranium, citrus-like bergamot and cedar absolutes’.
Lady shares on the brain: “Then she goes to work and makes more vagina eggs,” Apple joked. ‘And candles, also vagina candles and vagina perfume. Just all vagina ‘
Don’t hide it: she was referring to a candle that allegedly smelled like Gwyneth’s vagina, as well as a jade vaginal egg, for which Goop had to pay $ 145,000 in fines for his unfounded medical allegations.
Although Apple seems to be mocking her mother, the video was still posted on Goop’s official TikTok account, and she also posted a more serious video on how she uses Goop facial products.
Later on Sunday, Gwyneth posted a beautiful black-and-white photo of her next to her mini-daughter, though she only mentioned a product launch in her caption.
The Oscar winner shares her ex-husband, Chris Martin, with Frontman, whom she married in 2003.
They had met a year earlier, a few weeks after her father’s death, and Gwyneth was pregnant with Apple when they married in December 2003 in Southern California.
The couple later welcomed a second child, their 14-year-old son Moses.
Twins: Later on Sunday, Gwyneth posted a lovely black-and-white photo of her next to her daughter, though she only mentions a product launch in her caption.
The marriage ended in March 2014 when Gwyneth announced that she and Chris had been separated by ‘conscious separation’.
She later continues with prestige producer Brad Falchuk, whom she met when she appeared in his series Glee.
The two were married in 2018 in The Hamptons.
Family: Gwyneth also shares Moses (14) with Apple’s father, Chris Martin. After they consciously disconnected in 2014, she dated TV producer Brad Falchuk and got married in 2018; seen together in 2019