Saturday Night Live in his first new episode of 2021, Joe Biden made a bit of an effort to miss the cast, Alex Moffat, again as the 46th president in this week’s program. And by the time ‘Weekend Update’ rolls around, it’s become clear how much Donald Trump is missing the show.
“Former social media influencer Donald Trump,” Colin Jost began when he received a round of applause for his intentions, “will not testify during his indictment next week and I think I’re speaking for all of us when I say: Come, please? ”
“Give us one last show, man,” he continued. ‘Stop being sorry for yourself, put in your extensions and burst into the trial as if it were Maury Povich and you are not the father. Come on, think about it, you can shout out all the tweets you’re not allowed to post in the past month. ”
Jost, for example, speculated that Trump wanted to post the “Worst inauguration ever # PoemBarelyRymed” or “No numbers for Tim Allen? #GlobesTooBlack.”
“Unfortunately, Trump does not,” he added, “but he will be defended on the trail by the lawyers who refused to prosecute Bill Cosby and who agreed before his death to represent Jeffrey Epstein, which raises the question. , what does Trump think he’s being charged with? ”
To be honest, “Weekend Update” did start with a relatively sharp Biden joke. “President Biden said Friday he will continue his $ 1.9 billion stimulus plan with or without Republican support,” Jost began. “Because this economy needs a massage and Joe Biden is not waiting for permission.”
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