WWE has the bulk of this week’s episode of Monday night mourning promoting Goldberg as a special guest on ‘Miz TV’ with The Miz and John Morrison. “How did they get such a big guest?!?” Tom Phillips wondered at comments.
It turns out they do not have.
They got another bigger gas.
That’s right, GILLBERG.
But not just Gillberg. They also got a fat Drew McIntyre impersonator who knocked off his wig several times and made sure we all literally would not get through our entire lives without seeing his ass crack.
They tried to be funny, The Miz and Morrison used to argue the benefits of this because it bombarded so clearly, but it was meta because it was always meant to be part of the little self, and in the end we were all worse for it that this happened at all. Again, we had to look at the guy’s crack.
But hey, Gillberg!
Oh, and The Miz promises to cash his Money in the Bank contract (again) Royal Rumble when Goldberg takes on Drew McIntyre for the WWE Championship.