There’s an old saying I’ve always hated: ‘A picture is worth a thousand words.’ As someone who makes money, often with a strict minimum number and / or maximum number of words, I can tell you from years of experience that the maximum is rubbish. Some photos are hardly worth talking about. Others may fill volumes. But sometimes a picture can be worth an infinite number of words, and yet none of them can do justice to what you see. And the ridiculous photos for this bizarre / slightly disturbing Pokémon Gengar pillow / bed / nightmare with a super long tongue is definitely one of those occasions.
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I know. You thought I was exaggerating. This is understandable. There was no way you could expect a series of photos of a man in a suit doing whatever he does. Ultimately, it does not appear that there is a wrong or right way to use this Gengar ‘that absolutely wants to be licked.’ Yes, this is the actual official tagline for this Bandai item.
It has more photos for us to enjoy and decorate at the same time.
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They should have sent a poet… with a container of petrol and matches.
It is made entirely of polyester, the body of this peculiar Pokémon product is about 19 inches long, 21.5 inches wide and x 21 inches deep. It’s clearly the perfect size to stick your head in when Max Bialystock is mean to you on opening night. Of course, it is the six and a half foot tongue that is the true star of this Djengar. You can lie down on it. Wrap yourself with it. Use it as a pillow or a blanket. Or really anything you want, as long as you keep your personal business to yourself. We can not imagine what else you can do with this. And we certainly do not want to know when you will notice.
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This strange article is designed for the age of 15 and older (LOL) and can now be pre-ordered. It sells for 25,950 yen (tax included). That’s about $ 250 America. It is scheduled to ship in June 2021.
This is definitely not enough time for me to find all the words I need to describe these images. Because sometimes a picture is worth all the words, but none of it is quite right.
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