Young (left) and Thurston (right).
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The Bachelor franchise looked at Chris Harrison and said … forbid all men until further notice.
In an unprecedented schedule strategy that includes one hundred percent fewer boys, 2021 will consist of two rugby tracks Bachelorette seasons, with Katie “Vibrator Girl”, Thurston and Michelle Young, are the respective leading ladies for seasons 17 and 18. The news served Monday as one of the brightest, non-racist related places. After the final rose, with host Emmanuel Acho announcing the cast along with both women. Peter Weber’s 23-year-old Christian girls must fum!
‘I was a little nervous, but when I first realized it was two different seasons, I was for it. “I’m excited to have someone to tie the knot with and share notes with us as we go,” Young explained. ATFR. “I really think this process works. If you can put down all these distractions from the outside and really dive in, I think you can learn a lot about someone. I’m just excited. I’m ready to get started. ”
Thurston’s season will soon begin in a resort near Albuquerque, New Mexico, while Young’s season will take place in an unknown location for a summer production. Their seasons are expected to air in late spring and late fall, respectively, and they will be separated by a horny trunk of Bachelor in Paradise. As a little biographical reminder to you all: Thurston is a 30-year-old bank marketing manager from Washington who has introduced the world to her vibrator on several occasions. Young is a 27-year-old teacher from Minnesota who – and we do not want to be editorial – is just the best.
Besides the historical nature of back-to-back Bachelorette the dual cast of Thurston and Young is interesting from a logistical point of view. Although both women were favorites during James’ season, Thurston was friendly zoned and eliminated fairly early, which was 11th among all contestants. (The only other Bachelor-participant-turned-BacheloretteLeader to be so low was Hannah Brown, who finished in seventh place during The Virgin’s season. The old guy in the third week, which gives her much less screen time than her day-one cohorts. Both women also evaded the little drama and toxicity that plagued the house, which was a reasonable effort, given the extent of the stupid shit allotted airtime.
We hope Thurston and Young’s relationship does not end with a relationship with a fraudulent dog food jingle writer, a double Michael Strahan wannabe, a suspected stalker, or a Blue Lives Matter enthusiast.
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