Hitman 3 players already get the titular hitman, Agent 47, in all sorts of antics. The franchise is known for its expansive levels that are full of civilians who could potentially thwart the player to kill their target. Players have very simple options, but some fans get particularly creative in their missions. Take this scatterer, for example, who undertook the monumental task of knocking out an entire city.
Why would anyone do such a thing? Well, unconscious corpses can be dragged into a freezer for safekeeping. This is the definition of an icy crime, and it needed a spreader hours to get everyone in there.
Daniel, the spreader in question, worked his way through the city of Sapienza in an attempt to find interesting and funny ways to mess with the population. At one point he tries to set up an incredibly deadly golf ball swing that will kill everyone at once, but he can not make it work, so everyone is spared. He was also attracted to a clown throughout the ordeal.
You may think he will relax after this particular challenge, but Daniel is not going to stop. “The joy of games like Hitman for me is that they are presented with an incredibly straight face, but that you can do incredibly silly things,” he told Polygon in an email. “I have already killed 553 people who only used a fish in the game, so it seemed like a natural progression for the freezer challenge.
What’s next for the spreader? “I heard there was a wine press in one of the cards, and I want to apologize in advance.” Ominous!