Making ownership is healthy, or so it’s easy, but it’s not easy. Among other things, because it always has something more appetizing, like leather, like chocolate or inclusive, depending on the day, plan. Tampoco helps that cancer, on the contrary that sleeps or destroys. These 28 tuits do not motivate us to burn calories, but at least we have a routine of eating that the reader weighs in on favorites and will never be more mired.
Good proposals
Mañana pienso correr 22 kilometers as well, which he also thought.
– Hugo Bonet (@ HugoBonet) 31 July 2012
If you like the sub-gym, you should go to the gym there or else in your room.
– Profeta Baruc (@Profeta_Baruc) 2 July 2017
-Hello, learn …
-Haga deported.
-No, be …
-Haga deported.
-Pero …
-Haga deported.
-ES QUE TENGO UN ESGUINCE.
-Haga deporter con el otro pie.– La Madre de Brian (@LaMadredeBrian) 5 April 2017
yo: ay mañana voy a hacer deporte, voy a avanzar asignaturas, voy a ponerme al día
yo, mañana: pic.twitter.com/m7N0GPLT8P
– dani (@danicalvs) 12 October 2020
– Its state of form is betraurenswaardig, and you have to say that you have a habitual habit.
– Effectively, lo digo de manera got used to.– El Gripao (@El_Gripao) February 7, 2020
me parece vergonzoso que para hacer eiercicio haya que hacer eiercicio
– 🦧 (@beyonsesa) 1 October 2020
Sudando la camiseta
going to the gym for the first time https://t.co/loNaEeg1iD
– matias (@matiaslantieri) February 4, 2019
– Prepare a table.
– Pero de fritos no, que estoy a dieta.
– Is it the first time you came to a gym?
– And a dog.– Paper Bird (@PajaritaStory) 8 September 2019
I have a mole mount a boxing school in San Sebastián and called Don Hostia.
– Hank_Solo (@Hanky_solo) 19 November 2018
What is more odian than what burpees are?
– Amin Mussi (@ Mussi_10) 19 June 2020
When I realized that I had a bad day, I thought, that I was in high school and a 70-year-old, in the middle of nowhere, I was “happy”.
Nee my adelantó porque era fija.
– Faronavirus (@FaroDelFinde) 9 September 2019
—¿Combiáis de domicilio el gimnasio y no se me informa?
—No mudamos aquí in 2002.
– …
– …
—Dejé unos Donettes en la tequilla ¿los tienes aún?– Serix (@serixtown) 17 November 2015
4 months ago I was a student in the gym and did not learn anything …. For you can see that I have all the staff to see what is happening.
– Paola MdeO (@PaoMdeO) February 8, 2019
Las modas
The paddle is the menopause of the man.
– 🇪🇸 esen (@qdicesprimo) 3 July 2018
If two runners have met in a cross, they have a preference for the one they divorced most recently.
– Xabibenputa (@Xabibenputa) December 18, 2019
-¿Sy present at the Triathlon World Cup?
-Sí.
-¿Esa es su su bici?
-Sí.
-¿Kon ruedines?
-Si
-¿Y los manguitos?
-Also my son.– Vadín (@AlvaroVadin) 5 November 2013
The gym at home
All my life practicing yoga without saberlo pic.twitter.com/uBZ8yOVAfk
– Eme 💢 (@ementropy) 24 April 2019
– What have you been disappointed with?
– A static bicycle.
– I recommend. pic.twitter.com/jd1VP5ofJ4– Craich (@ACraich) October 26, 2018
Mi marido: What are you doing in the static bike?
Yo: Ejercicio.
Mi marido: ¿Sonde pedaal?
Yo: Voy cuesta abajo.– Wilma (@Flintstone___) March 6, 2019
—Estaba looking for a bracelet from them to power the phone
—¿Lo quiere para crossfit, hardloop, skaats?
—Para ir por la casa en pajama, que no tiene bolsillos.– Topy (@ TheTrooper37) March 10, 2019
The results
– If there are any issues related to smoking in the gym.
– ¿Low fitness?
– No hombre, truchas.
– Craich (@ACraich) May 7, 2013
—¿Practice usted some sports?
—¿Remember is a sport?
—No, no.
—You know what I mean when it comes to sports with these lorzas.– Pelican man ú️ 🇪🇦 (@Mortimer_Fu) May 15, 2016
Mis andares con agujetas. pic.twitter.com/po97CK2GBC
– Olalá de fua (@olaladefua) 22 August 2018
Nee, en serio, empecé ayer en el gimnasio y creo que se me van a caer los brazos de leche
– Franky S. (@FrankySebas) 7 April 2015
I’m so tired of it that I believe I’re going to have a gym.
– Marina (@digo_poco) December 26, 2019
A family
Mi hijo ha puesto el despertora a las 7.30 para ir al gimnasio, son las 10 y sigue durmiendo. It’s my goal but my genetics are very powerful.
– Soiyonotu (@casitodoelrato) 8 September 2019
—Hijo, siento no haber ido hoy a tu partido de fútbol.
—Su hijo es watel.– BING (@Palasrrisas) 12 August 2020
– How did I get the championship?
– Creo que al niño no se le da bien el tiro con arco.
– How did you get it?
– In freedom with cargos.– El Gripao (@El_Gripao) 12 October 2019
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