No conservatory has ever been so booked as the one that hangs Britney Spears. But what is a conservatory anyway? In the coming Framed by Britney Spears documentary, the former assistant to Spears, Felicia Culotta, admit it honestly, she has no idea. Per Our Weekly,
‘Culotta spoke out for the first time in years and admitted in the documentary that she’ did not then nor now understand what a conservatory is. That said, given Britney’s age and achievements, her former assistant says she knows ‘first hand’ [what Britney is] able. ‘”
Thank you for being honest, Felicia. Although she may not understand the concept of a conservatory, she still seems confident that Britney will eventually emerge triumphant:
‘I know at some point she’s going to tell her story. I know she will, ”she says. “And I’m so grateful she’s able to sit down and … everything will fall into place.”
For what it’s worth, Culotta should definitely consider reading Emily Alford‘s comprehensive piece on the #FreeBritney movement, which will give her a better understanding of what a conservatism entails. Or, you know, just throw it away. [Us Weekly]
It really is was a banner day for celebs who got married in secret! First, we have Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling, which together after almost a decade may got hooked based on a ring spotted to Mendes’ left hand. Or maybe it is not n ring. I’m sure the truth will eventually come to light.
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A heartfelt congratulations to Pamela Anderson, who confirm that she had in fact secretly married her bodyguard, Dan Hayhurst, with her fifth ride on the wedding train.
And because all secret marriages must end one day (sorry, that’s the law), Tim Robbins filed for divorce from his wife, Gratiela Brancusi. Page six accurate point out that this submission was a surprise, as no one knew in the first place that they were married.
Done you get married in secret today? Tell us everything in the comments.
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