Saturday Night Live opened with a talk show where Britney Spears tried to apologize to Ted Cruz, Andrew Cuomo and Gina Carano, each coming from a scandal-ridden week.
‘You all know me from my upbeat Instagram videos and the word’ conservatism ‘. “Actually, I started this show ‘Oops, You Did It Again’ so people can come and apologize for things they did wrong, ‘said Chloe Fineman’s Spears. ‘Because I get hundreds of apologies a day after the’ Free Britney ‘documentary. ‘
The singer welcomed the trio of newsmakers this week in her talk show, starting with Cruz (Aidy Bryant, who reaffirmed the role from the cold open last week). The Texas senator stepped on stage and caught a Pina Colada and luggage fresh from a short trip to Cancun, where he escaped the devastating winter conditions that affected his constituents.
“So, Ted, Texas is going through a huge crisis, it seems at the moment,” Spears said. ‘And you literally gave it up and flew to Cancun for a family [vacation]. ”
“And now I’m sitting in a little hot water, which is apparently something no one in Texas has,” Bryant’s Cruz said, apologizing to the Texans. “I regret my actions over the last few days … especially the United flight.”
Next to apologize, New York Governor Cuomo (Pete Davidson) was currently involved in an investigation into the death toll from the state’s nursing homes.
“Some of the people who died in the nursing homes were not counted as deaths in the nursing home, but as hospital deaths,” the governor said. ‘What’s basically happening at Disney World, okay? People die, and they move the bodies. They say, ‘Oh, I think Brenda died in the parking lot, not in the teacups.’ So we just did the Disney thing. ‘
After a short pause to read questions about fans – “Are you okay?” to which she responded with a subliminal #FreeBritney – the last guest, now former Mandalorian actress Carano (Cicely Strong) joined Spears but refused to apologize.
‘I’m here for the opposite. I did nothing wrong. No one can even explain what I did wrong. Explain it! “Said the actress.
“Well, on Instagram you said that conservatives have it as bad as people living in Nazi Germany,” Spears said.
“Congratulations, you explained it,” Carano van Strong said. “Look, I would never have made the Nazi comparison if I had known that everyone would be such a Nazi about it.”