Lots of news about President Joe Biden.
I have to warn you, some of this information can be shocking. If you have children in the room, you want them to leave.
We just heard from our hard-working colleagues at CNN that President Biden has expressed a preference for building a fire in the Oval Office. And sometimes he adds a logbook to keep it going.
Let’s go live on the ground to one of our reporters.
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GREG GUTFELD AS A REAL REPORTER: “Thank you, Greg! I’m walking outside, holding a notebook and it’s true, Greg, President Biden has preferred a fire built in the Oval Office. And sometimes he will.” add a stump to keep According to my sources it is quite a departure from the previous tenant at the White House, which is the only fires he ignited were those of hatred and stupidity.It comes of course from an anonymous source, who maybe I am too.
Back to you, Greg
This information comes again from CNN, probably through an anonymous source, but we have no reason to question it – President Biden expresses a preference for a fire built in the Oval Office and even adds a logbook to to keep it going. Let’s bring in our expert on this …
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Greg, what do you make of this?
GREG GUTFELD AS HISTORY: Thank you, Greg. As a historian, I have to say from a historical perspective, it’s quite astonishing. George Washington cut down a cherry tree, but he was not resourceful enough to use it as fuel, unlike President Joe Biden. As a historian, I do not think it is premature to say that we are not only the greatest president we have ever seen, but also the greatest president we will ever see.
Sorry, Greg, we’re getting more crucial news – from CNN. It appeared on its first flight of the Air Force One this month, and President Biden read the time in the newspaper. CNN describes him as “a tired passenger with a shuttle …”
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Let’s go back to our expert for a quick response.
GREG GUTFELD AS HISTORY: As a prominent historian, I can safely say that this is a first. What can I say? President Biden’s method of relaxation makes the great leaders of our time think: Gandhi, Martin Luther King, maybe even Jesus Christ. And what a role model for children whose parents own private jets. It’s as important to read as you can, even at 35,000, Greg. Even at 35,000 …
There you have it. Many go on,
On this very busy day at the Capitol.
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The AP also reports that the president beat one of his granddaughters during a video game known as ‘Mario Kart’.
Sorry, I was just told that we do not approve of men beating women, and that I will take leave to thoroughly inform me on this matter.
Adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s monologue on February 16, 2021.
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