Pope Francis is completely numb … he eats too much pasta, and his doctors want him to drastically change his diet … from A to Ziti.
The pasta-loving Pontiff is advised to lose at least £ 1 to ease his sciatica and avoid a trip to the operating table, and now pasta and pizza are off the table … according to The Sun.
It’s not just carbohydrates … the pope is also told to keep cakes away. His doctors apparently want him to supplement fruit, vegetables, fish and olive oil, with small bowls of rice.
Imagine that he is telling his holiness to eat more greens. Wonder what his mother thinks from above.
Pope Francis has apparently become chubby, and he is demanding his body and changing the way he works … he allegedly sat down with cardinals during Thursday’s meeting and apologized for not being able to speak sincerely and the guilt of his gave sciatica.
The good news for Francis … he should be fine if he eats healthier and follows his doctors’ advice.
Well, that’s something for him to do.