As America continues to sink deeper into chaos, life in other countries continues. Take Denmark, where a new children’s show, “John Dillermand”, is causing some waves for its core – a mustachioed man has a massive, sometimes uncontrollable penis.
According to CNN, the animated program includes “a man with a penis so massive and supple that it can save children from danger, retrieve objects from a river and act as a pogo stick.”
Think of the Inspector gadget with a Go-Go gadget penis.
And yes, you can watch every episode of the show online.
You need a thorough knowledge of Danish to understand what John is saying, but the magic of his penis transcends the language. The thing pulls back and shoots out, saving the day and helping John perform tasks in a very silly way that will definitely distract you from events closer to home.
While most Danes apparently had a funny concept, it was not the idea of a children’s program with an extra long penis. According to CNN, a member of the right-wing Danish People’s Party, Morten Messerschmidt, “said that children should not be forced to look at a cartoon depiction of an adult’s groin.”
[Insert joke about American politics here.]
– Lizzy Acker
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